New Rule
August 31st, 2007, at 11:07 a.m.
If you drive your bike at twenty miles per hour through a dense pack of pedestrians who have to dive out of your way to avoid getting hit, just so that you can plow into an intersection against the light and thereby cause an accident, shouting “Good morning!” while pedaling away at high speed shall not be construed as making amends.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits, you putz.